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Kitsune
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A female rogue who excels in sleight of hand, but cannot flirt for her life.
Her name is Miss Direction.





A rotation of female bards that perform for the public. Their group name is The Minstrel Cycle
~Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup~


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Angelus_David
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Why do sneaky rogues prefer leather armor?


Because its made of Hide
Everybody gets high, everybody gets low
Life can be such overdose
Up on the mountain I see down below
It's easy to lose yourself I know in the in between
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