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Kitsune
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"Hey honey, can you get my G-string? It's in the top drawer"



























You were thinking something dirty, weren't you? <___< I am clearly taking guitars. Get your head out of the gutter! XD
~Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup~


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Amaranth Rose
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Reminds me of this song.... :crazy:

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Hope will never die!" -Lucina
“In a world of spiders and flies, you are a butterfly.” - companion J
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Kitsune
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Amaranthlovecharm wrote:Reminds me of this song.... :crazy:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lbA_TTA3oGo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

*slow clap* beautiful.
~Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup~


"If you are a dreamer come in
If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magic-bean-buyer
If youre a pretender com sit by my fire
For we have some flax golden tales to spin
Come in!
Come in!" ~Shel Silverstein
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ophidia
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Strangely catchy. But what was so dirty about the boys shoveling? :o


Gaze upon the cruel smile of the Crawling Chaos
Hear the maddening whispers surrounding you
Feel the pleasant sting of those sharp nails
And draw closer like a moth to a flame...
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Amaranth Rose
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ophidia wrote:Strangely catchy. But what was so dirty about the boys shoveling? :o
Ehh... it wasn't that bad xD was going to be "shit" but they said "refuse" so just a curse word ^^
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Amaranthlovecharm wrote:
ophidia wrote:Strangely catchy. But what was so dirty about the boys shoveling? :o
Ehh... it wasn't that bad xD was going to be "shit" but they said "refuse" so just a curse word ^^
Ahhhh thanks! How did I miss that :devilbow: I actually thought it was about scat, but for scat they're supposed to be in the poop xD


Gaze upon the cruel smile of the Crawling Chaos
Hear the maddening whispers surrounding you
Feel the pleasant sting of those sharp nails
And draw closer like a moth to a flame...
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