I wonder how it feels. I mean the real thing. lol.....
This made me laugh so hard......
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badboychun
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I wonder how it feels. I mean the real thing. lol.....
O lunae lumen
puer tuus fac me sicut renascentur
me duce tenebris sunt
i ita erit renatus
puer tuus fac me sicut renascentur
me duce tenebris sunt
i ita erit renatus
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I had to re-read it multiple times because I thought it said chocolate sauce when it said hot sauce. And then I thought about it some more... *blush*
"The dance between darkness and light will always remain-- the stars and the moon will always need the darkness to be seen, the darkness will just not be worth having without the moon and the stars."
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Lol this is classic 
"Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic" - Frida Kahlo
"You're mad. Bonkers, Off your head... but I'll tell you a secret all the best people are" Alice In Wonderland
"You're mad. Bonkers, Off your head... but I'll tell you a secret all the best people are" Alice In Wonderland
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Very Funny Carvel this is Something My Son Would enjoy 
I Have Won Sinner Of The Month Five Times Now ' My Grandmother Always Said either Stand For Something are You Will Fall for Anything ' I am not Just Walking My path . I am Living it !
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User3246
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ROFLMAO....almost as funny as when my brother found my mom's vibrator and took it to school for Show And Tell!
“If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.” – Jim Rohn
"The Master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried."
Do not rely on ANYTHING, unexamined. If It does not seem to fit, ask about it. If it ultimately degrades or dishonors or holds you back, it is bad for you, so remove it from your life. If it takes from you and never gives back, it is a leech. Discard it. In magick rely only on your own work: What you have seen and done and used for your own self and in your own way. Only keep what in your own estimation is worth keeping. (Hellcat's Rules Of Satanic Magick)"
Don't get too close. It's Dark inside. It's where my Demons hide!
Hailing Satan isn't a hobby, its a lifestyle. (S@tan)
"The Master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried."
Do not rely on ANYTHING, unexamined. If It does not seem to fit, ask about it. If it ultimately degrades or dishonors or holds you back, it is bad for you, so remove it from your life. If it takes from you and never gives back, it is a leech. Discard it. In magick rely only on your own work: What you have seen and done and used for your own self and in your own way. Only keep what in your own estimation is worth keeping. (Hellcat's Rules Of Satanic Magick)"
Don't get too close. It's Dark inside. It's where my Demons hide!
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'' Oh No HellCat No Your Brother didn't take your Mom's Vibrator to School '' Wow I am sure your Mom Wasn't to Happy to Go pick that up Form School ' Oh MySatan's Hellcat wrote:ROFLMAO....almost as funny as when my brother found my mom's vibrator and took it to school for Show And Tell!
I Have Won Sinner Of The Month Five Times Now ' My Grandmother Always Said either Stand For Something are You Will Fall for Anything ' I am not Just Walking My path . I am Living it !
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Yeah, she didn't like having to pick it up. They kept calling her! XD
“If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.” – Jim Rohn
"The Master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried."
Do not rely on ANYTHING, unexamined. If It does not seem to fit, ask about it. If it ultimately degrades or dishonors or holds you back, it is bad for you, so remove it from your life. If it takes from you and never gives back, it is a leech. Discard it. In magick rely only on your own work: What you have seen and done and used for your own self and in your own way. Only keep what in your own estimation is worth keeping. (Hellcat's Rules Of Satanic Magick)"
Don't get too close. It's Dark inside. It's where my Demons hide!
Hailing Satan isn't a hobby, its a lifestyle. (S@tan)
"The Master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried."
Do not rely on ANYTHING, unexamined. If It does not seem to fit, ask about it. If it ultimately degrades or dishonors or holds you back, it is bad for you, so remove it from your life. If it takes from you and never gives back, it is a leech. Discard it. In magick rely only on your own work: What you have seen and done and used for your own self and in your own way. Only keep what in your own estimation is worth keeping. (Hellcat's Rules Of Satanic Magick)"
Don't get too close. It's Dark inside. It's where my Demons hide!
Hailing Satan isn't a hobby, its a lifestyle. (S@tan)
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user1876
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' Oh My Goodness SH 'This is my first Time hearing about Someone having to go Pick up their Sex Toy from SchoolSatan's Hellcat wrote:Yeah, she didn't like having to pick it up. They kept calling her! XD
'That's Why you have to be Careful What you Leave laying Down Around , The house because Kids Will pick up Stuff Not knowing what it is 
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Nefer
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Satan's Hellcat wrote:ROFLMAO....almost as funny as when my brother found my mom's vibrator and took it to school for Show And Tell!
Thank you SH that was hilarious. I needed that laugh today
The power of the universe lies within. "Those who don't believe in magic will never find it" ~Roald Dahl
