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Passemoon
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LOL! I was hounding my companions for messages and signs in the physical realms and one of the best is to listen out for what pops out on the radio especially when you have that sudden "mood" that you should check out what's playing. And what came up really cracks me up. As this palm in your face sense of humour is so what I get...

Radio person 1: so there is the recent lunar eclipse right?
Radio person 2: yea actually Everyday with you I get to see a lunar eclipse
Radio person 1: huh really why
Radio person 2: because when you stand in front of me I can't see the sun, can't see the moon, can't see the starts, can't see anything...

:scareddevil: :lol:

Cracks me up!
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Red6joker
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Yeah definitely gotta be on the look out for the small stuff like that.
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Amaranth Rose
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Ooooooh owch :lol: :crazy: how will they ever recover from that sick burn??
Hope will never die!" -Lucina
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Passemoon
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Amaranthlovecharm wrote:Ooooooh owch :lol: :crazy: how will they ever recover from that sick burn??
Hehehe I'll give them an astral spank if I could >:)
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We should have a raffle for an astral spanking!! Mwahhahaaa! :grindevil: :devilclap: :devilbanana:
“If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.” – Jim Rohn

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Do not rely on ANYTHING, unexamined. If It does not seem to fit, ask about it. If it ultimately degrades or dishonors or holds you back, it is bad for you, so remove it from your life. If it takes from you and never gives back, it is a leech. Discard it. In magick rely only on your own work: What you have seen and done and used for your own self and in your own way. Only keep what in your own estimation is worth keeping. (Hellcat's Rules Of Satanic Magick)"

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Amaranth Rose
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Satan's Hellcat wrote:We should have a raffle for an astral spanking!! Mwahhahaaa! :grindevil: :devilclap: :devilbanana:
Ha! Looks like Hellcat really wants that!! XD
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Amaranthlovecharm wrote:
Satan's Hellcat wrote:We should have a raffle for an astral spanking!! Mwahhahaaa! :grindevil: :devilclap: :devilbanana:
Ha! Looks like Hellcat really wants that!! XD
*laughs* Yes! I will ask Akelta if it can be done. *giggles* A professional spanking, with a nice leather paddle. It will be my next contribution. :nener: :possessed: :whip:
“If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.” – Jim Rohn

"The Master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried."

Do not rely on ANYTHING, unexamined. If It does not seem to fit, ask about it. If it ultimately degrades or dishonors or holds you back, it is bad for you, so remove it from your life. If it takes from you and never gives back, it is a leech. Discard it. In magick rely only on your own work: What you have seen and done and used for your own self and in your own way. Only keep what in your own estimation is worth keeping. (Hellcat's Rules Of Satanic Magick)"

Don't get too close. It's Dark inside. It's where my Demons hide!

Hailing Satan isn't a hobby, its a lifestyle. (S@tan)
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Passemoon
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Oooohhh but but when u actually have the paddle, and ur demons go full smokey eyed hot bod mode and they go "u sure u want to play spank spank?" *wink wink and you'll be like :drool: :shiftydevil: *come again what was I supposed to do? Hahahahahaha
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