We find ourselves with treasure troves of anecdotal stories that most "normal" households dont have....
For example:
Today i was sitting outside with my eldest daughter, 16. I noticed she was wearing my spectral Demon's blue bracelet vessel... as a hairband. I raised my eyebrow at her and said "Ummm why are you wearing my bracelet... in your hair?"
she said : because its super cute! it matches my outfit
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I said (jokingly) : Ok, well just dont piss off the demon attached to it by breaking it.
her: wait what
me: oh dont worry he wont hurt you, hes cool.
her: theres a demon attached?
me: yeah but its not like hes sitting on your head or anything. hes not an imp.
her: youre weird.
a few months ago:
me: yaaaay! i got my baby blackthorn bush in, i cant WAIT to plant it!
her: why did you BUY one, theres tons of it around here randomly scattered .
me: what? im not leaving my toad in a random blackthorn!
her: we... have a toad? why the hell would you put it in a bush?
me: well no not yet we dont. Im waiting for one to show up. for the Toad Bone Ritual.
her: the what.
me: the Toad Bone. you know where a toad shows up, you take care of him until he passes then you go through a series of rituals to get the amulet...
her: you're weird.
me: OMG i hate the neighbors cats! they STOLE the damn rat I buried!! I had plans for him! (frozen snake food my snakes didnt want, so i figured waste not want not , i'll bury it and dig it up at a later date to use the bones for something awesome)
bath: Im going to open the refrigerator one day and find a skull in it, arent i?
Upon meeting my daughters boyfriend for the first time:
him: *cheesy grin* nice to meet you!
me: *eyes him warily* nice to meet you too...
him: *looks around the living room* This is.. uh really interesting and cool stuff! are you a witch or something?
me: yes.
him: cool, what kind of spells do you cast?
me: the kind that will leave you impotent until youre 35 if you touch my daughter *smile*
even my friends...
her: Hey lets go to the pub tonight!
me: i can't i have a ritual tomorrow
her: thats tomorrow! you have plenty of time to get rid of the hangover. lets gooooo
me: I cant. No drinking 24 hours prior lol
her: Damn. Satan isnt nearly as fun as they say in the movies..
me:
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So tell us fellow witchy ones, what are your weirdisms that set you apart from the muggles?