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PupatingDeity
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Like the title says. This thread is for all things so bad they're funny. uwu <3 I will start.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.

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Where do Bad Rainbows go?





Prism
It's a light sentence and gives them time to reflect :devilgrin:
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Geology rocks, but geography is where it's at. :cuteghost:
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This frog looks like a cheeseburger. That's it. That's the post.
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Yes. Its a frog . And here was me thinking and wondering how close to breakfast am I ? :devilgrin:
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It's time to put on incense
It's time to slay the sheep
It's time to raise the Muppets
From a thousand years of sleep
The first step in working miracles is realizing that you can.
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

....
"Dam!"
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PupatingDeity wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 23, 2023 8:09 pm
 This frog looks like a cheeseburger. That's it. That's the post.
I don't know if I'd call it a burger, but it me a minute to see the frog
The first step in working miracles is realizing that you can.
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I am here for the roasted marshmallow rituals.
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Holiday edition
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