Whimsical Room of Debauchery and Fun
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- wraithey
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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says. "Well, why not? I'm a fun guy."
The mushroom says. "Well, why not? I'm a fun guy."
The first step in working miracles is realizing that you can.
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What is a x2ician when it comes to beauty? It’s a mortician. (Beautician and mortician is beautician twice since death is beautiful)
Azazel who has perfect control on everything forever, i accept everything you decide. Thank you for everything.
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Ever wonder what the Peanuts gang would be like in high school?
I'm thinking that, by this time, Schroder would have traded his toy piano for a Stratocaster and formed an Iron Maiden cover band with Franklin and Pigpen.
Mistress Patricia would be walking down the halls, all done up in black leather, with her submissive slave, Marcie, on a leash
Linus would probably be the one smoking pot in the restroom, and maybe sneaking a few "special" sugar cubes into the teacher's lounge... Wah wa-wah wa-a-ah
Lucy... Let's just say she gets invited to all the parties, and leave it at that
Nobody knows what happened to Snoopy, although there were rumors about a doghouse being shot down over Wyoming right around the time he disappeared
Charlie Brown would be walking the Little Red-Haired Girl to class
Well, not exactly walking....
Off to class with my man, Charlie...
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Ride to home Ec on his Harley...
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
I'm thinking that, by this time, Schroder would have traded his toy piano for a Stratocaster and formed an Iron Maiden cover band with Franklin and Pigpen.

Mistress Patricia would be walking down the halls, all done up in black leather, with her submissive slave, Marcie, on a leash

Linus would probably be the one smoking pot in the restroom, and maybe sneaking a few "special" sugar cubes into the teacher's lounge... Wah wa-wah wa-a-ah

Lucy... Let's just say she gets invited to all the parties, and leave it at that

Nobody knows what happened to Snoopy, although there were rumors about a doghouse being shot down over Wyoming right around the time he disappeared
Charlie Brown would be walking the Little Red-Haired Girl to class
Well, not exactly walking....
Off to class with my man, Charlie...
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Ride to home Ec on his Harley...
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
The first step in working miracles is realizing that you can.