Six signs Santa is really a cat

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Six signs Santa is really a cat:



1) Shows up when food is left out
2) Can fit through small spaces
3) Has staff (who appear to be a different species) working for him
4) Active when you are asleep
5) Very interested in boxes
6) Judges your behaviour
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