Satan attacks a church

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It's the very start of church and everyone is listening to the priest when out of nowhere the roof of th church goes flying off and standing 20ft tall is Satan.

Everyone in the church loses their minds and runs away in terror at just sight of this imposing figure except for one guy calmly whistling in the front row.

Satan looks at the man and speaks.

"Do you know who I am and what I could do to you mortal?"

The guy replies without flinching: "yes, I do."

"So, why aren't you terrified of me?"

The guy chuckles and says "I dated your sister."

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"Will you spill the wine
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