Loki Mustacheposting
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2023 8:53 pm
The (in)famous Lokistache. He also recently demanded an offering of a 3ft long blue raspberry gummy snake and wanted to show it off. uwu Enjoy the shenanigannery.
For those unaware of the story, I was walking to work one day and saw a felt mustache on the ground. Loki was immediately "gimme" *grabby hands* like the crow-brained tiny child he is. It spent about a year among the offerings on his altar. Then one random day, I was in a Mammon Manifestor's monthly discord chat with the gang. When I told this story, it of course made his audience giggle. Someone then asked for a picture. THEN HIS GOSHDANG CHAOTIC BOOTY NEEDED ME TO TAPE IT TO HIS FACE BEFORE I WAS ALLOWED TO TAKE THE PICTURE.
I can't even with him. He won't let me remove it.
For those unaware of the story, I was walking to work one day and saw a felt mustache on the ground. Loki was immediately "gimme" *grabby hands* like the crow-brained tiny child he is. It spent about a year among the offerings on his altar. Then one random day, I was in a Mammon Manifestor's monthly discord chat with the gang. When I told this story, it of course made his audience giggle. Someone then asked for a picture. THEN HIS GOSHDANG CHAOTIC BOOTY NEEDED ME TO TAPE IT TO HIS FACE BEFORE I WAS ALLOWED TO TAKE THE PICTURE.
I can't even with him. He won't let me remove it.