The unofficial SnS Mascot
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:23 am
It's been a long time coming. But, I think it's time we recognize a very special guy as our (un)official mascot. If you've been around SnS for more than a few minutes, odds are pretty good that you've come into contact with this guy. Probably more than once. Probably more than once a week. So I sat down and penned a little song for our mascot. I'm hoping that Phlan will take a moment to put some music to the words and record it for us. I know that I would enjoy it, and I'm sure that he will relish in the respect. So, without further ado, here is the little poem I penned for our (un)official mascot:
<VERSE 1>
I can see it in your eyes
I recognize your fright
You don't know what happened
Survival instinct sets in
Will you run or stay and fight
You didn't know he was coming
You have been ensnared in his net
He's dragging you down now
Taking you to his home in the swamps
He has now slain your internet
He stands there smiling at you
You're frozen in the terror
There is nowhere to go
Up from the Shadows!
It's the "internal server error"!
<REFRAIN>
Here comes the Host Gator!
He's the master of your net
He owns you at night
He rules your days
His domain is the Forum!
RULER OF SnS!!
<VERSE 2>
Now you're left with no options
There's nothing you can do
There is no way to post
No way to sin
You simply can't get through!
<REPEAT REFRAIN>
<VERSE 3>
If you see him coming, show some respect
Your demons, they can't assist
Scream in terror!
It's all in vein
The internal error will persist!
<REPEAT REFRAIN>
<VERSE 4>
He stands ther blue and green
A smug look in his smile
He inhibits your thoughts
Relishes in your pain
Did he just delete your profile?
He's our own Cerburaus
He regulates the website
You just lost your post
He's wiped all your sins
The Host Gator is here to fight!
<REPEAT REFRAIN>
<VERSE 5>
You pray he has left
He's as real as it gets
Let him do his job
Just stand aside weep
Host Gator has ate the Internet!!!!
<REPEAT REFRAIN>
-END-
And with that, my friends... I leave you with your thoughts of the Host Gator. And his ever present calling card of DOOM!!!
<VERSE 1>
I can see it in your eyes
I recognize your fright
You don't know what happened
Survival instinct sets in
Will you run or stay and fight
You didn't know he was coming
You have been ensnared in his net
He's dragging you down now
Taking you to his home in the swamps
He has now slain your internet
He stands there smiling at you
You're frozen in the terror
There is nowhere to go
Up from the Shadows!
It's the "internal server error"!
<REFRAIN>
Here comes the Host Gator!
He's the master of your net
He owns you at night
He rules your days
His domain is the Forum!
RULER OF SnS!!
<VERSE 2>
Now you're left with no options
There's nothing you can do
There is no way to post
No way to sin
You simply can't get through!
<REPEAT REFRAIN>
<VERSE 3>
If you see him coming, show some respect
Your demons, they can't assist
Scream in terror!
It's all in vein
The internal error will persist!
<REPEAT REFRAIN>
<VERSE 4>
He stands ther blue and green
A smug look in his smile
He inhibits your thoughts
Relishes in your pain
Did he just delete your profile?
He's our own Cerburaus
He regulates the website
You just lost your post
He's wiped all your sins
The Host Gator is here to fight!
<REPEAT REFRAIN>
<VERSE 5>
You pray he has left
He's as real as it gets
Let him do his job
Just stand aside weep
Host Gator has ate the Internet!!!!
<REPEAT REFRAIN>
-END-
And with that, my friends... I leave you with your thoughts of the Host Gator. And his ever present calling card of DOOM!!!
anyone?
