Musings of Witches and Those Who Love Them
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 9:50 am
Being a family member (partner ,gf , wife, bf , husband, child) of a Witch (Satanic or otherwise) can be rather amusing (to us) and bizarre (to our long suffering families) though we dont realize it until we catch ourselves.
We find ourselves with treasure troves of anecdotal stories that most "normal" households dont have....
For example:
Today i was sitting outside with my eldest daughter, 16. I noticed she was wearing my spectral Demon's blue bracelet vessel... as a hairband. I raised my eyebrow at her and said "Ummm why are you wearing my bracelet... in your hair?"
she said : because its super cute! it matches my outfit
I said (jokingly) : Ok, well just dont piss off the demon attached to it by breaking it.
her: wait what
me: oh dont worry he wont hurt you, hes cool.
her: theres a demon attached?
me: yeah but its not like hes sitting on your head or anything. hes not an imp.
her: youre weird.
a few months ago:
me: yaaaay! i got my baby blackthorn bush in, i cant WAIT to plant it!
her: why did you BUY one, theres tons of it around here randomly scattered .
me: what? im not leaving my toad in a random blackthorn!
her: we... have a toad? why the hell would you put it in a bush?
me: well no not yet we dont. Im waiting for one to show up. for the Toad Bone Ritual.
her: the what.
me: the Toad Bone. you know where a toad shows up, you take care of him until he passes then you go through a series of rituals to get the amulet...
her: you're weird.
me: OMG i hate the neighbors cats! they STOLE the damn rat I buried!! I had plans for him! (frozen snake food my snakes didnt want, so i figured waste not want not , i'll bury it and dig it up at a later date to use the bones for something awesome)
bath: Im going to open the refrigerator one day and find a skull in it, arent i?
Upon meeting my daughters boyfriend for the first time:
him: *cheesy grin* nice to meet you!
me: *eyes him warily* nice to meet you too...
him: *looks around the living room* This is.. uh really interesting and cool stuff! are you a witch or something?
me: yes.
him: cool, what kind of spells do you cast?
me: the kind that will leave you impotent until youre 35 if you touch my daughter *smile*
even my friends...
her: Hey lets go to the pub tonight!
me: i can't i have a ritual tomorrow
her: thats tomorrow! you have plenty of time to get rid of the hangover. lets gooooo
me: I cant. No drinking 24 hours prior lol
her: Damn. Satan isnt nearly as fun as they say in the movies..
me:
So tell us fellow witchy ones, what are your weirdisms that set you apart from the muggles?
We find ourselves with treasure troves of anecdotal stories that most "normal" households dont have....
For example:
Today i was sitting outside with my eldest daughter, 16. I noticed she was wearing my spectral Demon's blue bracelet vessel... as a hairband. I raised my eyebrow at her and said "Ummm why are you wearing my bracelet... in your hair?"
she said : because its super cute! it matches my outfit
I said (jokingly) : Ok, well just dont piss off the demon attached to it by breaking it.
her: wait what
me: oh dont worry he wont hurt you, hes cool.
her: theres a demon attached?
me: yeah but its not like hes sitting on your head or anything. hes not an imp.
her: youre weird.
a few months ago:
me: yaaaay! i got my baby blackthorn bush in, i cant WAIT to plant it!
her: why did you BUY one, theres tons of it around here randomly scattered .
me: what? im not leaving my toad in a random blackthorn!
her: we... have a toad? why the hell would you put it in a bush?
me: well no not yet we dont. Im waiting for one to show up. for the Toad Bone Ritual.
her: the what.
me: the Toad Bone. you know where a toad shows up, you take care of him until he passes then you go through a series of rituals to get the amulet...
her: you're weird.
me: OMG i hate the neighbors cats! they STOLE the damn rat I buried!! I had plans for him! (frozen snake food my snakes didnt want, so i figured waste not want not , i'll bury it and dig it up at a later date to use the bones for something awesome)
bath: Im going to open the refrigerator one day and find a skull in it, arent i?
Upon meeting my daughters boyfriend for the first time:
him: *cheesy grin* nice to meet you!
me: *eyes him warily* nice to meet you too...
him: *looks around the living room* This is.. uh really interesting and cool stuff! are you a witch or something?
me: yes.
him: cool, what kind of spells do you cast?
me: the kind that will leave you impotent until youre 35 if you touch my daughter *smile*
even my friends...
her: Hey lets go to the pub tonight!
me: i can't i have a ritual tomorrow
her: thats tomorrow! you have plenty of time to get rid of the hangover. lets gooooo
me: I cant. No drinking 24 hours prior lol
her: Damn. Satan isnt nearly as fun as they say in the movies..
me:
So tell us fellow witchy ones, what are your weirdisms that set you apart from the muggles?
why can't you just go out and get drunk like normal young people.... 
and worth every second!!! 
