God (some adult humor for you guys)
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:00 am
God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking,
drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven.
The woman said she would try her best. God visited the
woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking
but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and
my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels,
he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to one side and made
love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven", said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!"
drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven.
The woman said she would try her best. God visited the
woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking
but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and
my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in high heels,
he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to one side and made
love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven", said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!"