The Might of Thor
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:10 pm
I am honestly shocked at the moment, even though I’m at a party and have since taken many shots, i cannot forget what happened. A few days ago, i had tried to make contact with Thor, the Norse god of thunder and masculinity and all that... I didn’t know if anything had came of it until today.
So at my lab, we’re hosting a midsummer party and one of the opening games was the [Scandinavian] equivalent of “horses, knights, and cavaliers”. Essentially, the host calls out a specific action to do when you’re milking about with other people. Of course, one of the actions was “wedding” or “cavalier” (you have to lift someone bridal style when the host says “wedding”). At on point, desperate for a potential bride, I grabbed the first man I saw and lifted him bridal style SUCCESFULLY. This is very important; I tried to pose by lifting someon bridal style once furing happens go school and failed absolutely miserably. Last year, I couldn’t even pick up my friend who slipped and fell on ice. I’m was/am very weak, especially considering my severe anemia. But, after calling to Thor to increase my physical fitness, today at the party I could actually lift someone! A grown man whom a large German man could not even lift. Kno omg how unfit I am, I know the only way this could have happened was through some nfathomable magick.
So at my lab, we’re hosting a midsummer party and one of the opening games was the [Scandinavian] equivalent of “horses, knights, and cavaliers”. Essentially, the host calls out a specific action to do when you’re milking about with other people. Of course, one of the actions was “wedding” or “cavalier” (you have to lift someone bridal style when the host says “wedding”). At on point, desperate for a potential bride, I grabbed the first man I saw and lifted him bridal style SUCCESFULLY. This is very important; I tried to pose by lifting someon bridal style once furing happens go school and failed absolutely miserably. Last year, I couldn’t even pick up my friend who slipped and fell on ice. I’m was/am very weak, especially considering my severe anemia. But, after calling to Thor to increase my physical fitness, today at the party I could actually lift someone! A grown man whom a large German man could not even lift. Kno omg how unfit I am, I know the only way this could have happened was through some nfathomable magick.