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laalbieglna
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My partner last night, bemoaning our trouble finding a babysitter: "I'm imagining the ad! 'Would you like a quiet place to read, filled with demons and snakes?'"
Me: "Geez, we only have one snake. Don't exaggerate."

No, I wasn't joking. Yes, I did, in hindsight, see how it was funny.
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Noctua
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Lol, next time I'm in LA I'll babysit for you. I like children *sounds creepy since I also like demons and snakes, omg*.

I can imagine the horror-movie scenarios that could erupt for the unwitting babysitter. With demons around you know the babysitter will do their job right at least, or no go!
On that note, you could ask your demons to help you locate a wonderful babysitter and I am sure that would work out nicely.
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