At least the ghost has the decency to flush.

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*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
*Hears toilet flush*
*Goes to the toilet*
*Sees nothing*
*Shrugs*
"At least the ghost has the decency to flush."

This might be stupid for some of you guys, but I personally thought it was funny.
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Ha ha ha, it just reminded me at the movie i was watching today. So - lesser demon inside the nazi military building summoned from Grimoire by one nazi after Hitler's order to create superweapon... and now the funny thing starts... who were trapped by iron shackles in there and had to eat fresh human flesh more often then i want chocolate!
Still rolling at floor... :lol:

(At least that movie had one good scene - except bloody ones of course - demon (now demoness - could change the shape) gave so hot french kiss to guy inside the ritual circle that i immediately had to - ok i will be a "decent girl" now- stimulate my sacral chakra. :crazy:
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Great stories. In our house I had to have a conversation with the ghost in the bath!!! He has a habit of tapping my 13 year old on the shoulder while he is trying to pee. In the end my son asked me to polity tell him to wait until he has finished going to the toilet before asking for attention. Well I did and now the children all have occasional conversations with the bath ghost. Personally I tell the ghost to get out of the bathroom when I'm using it or else!!!! I've never had a problem with him since.
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