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Questions and Answers for where to begin on the Darker Spiritual Paths.

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After some of our more enlightening debates concerning the finer nature of spirituality and the LHP, my intuition told me that a tutorial on all of the abundance of energy is appropriate. We really need to embrace our inner free spirits and explore. We have to feed our collective oneness and really grow our Praha. It's important to show the world just how enlightened and spiritual we are. That way, our debates on karma, energy, and growth all have really meaningful context! It's all about oneness. And with that, I give you powerful white light of enlightenment. Namaste. :devilread:

https://youtu.be/1kDso5ElFRg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

(If you're offended, I'm sorry that I'm not sorry. Take a joke! :nener: :devil:P )
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lmfao this makes my kundalini more muscular :lol: :lol: :lol:
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While I'm supporting all of your spiritual needs, I think it's important to talk about meditation. Meditation is so important to us... And so many of you think you're doing it wrong, it's because you are! But I'm here again to lend a helping stranger (er... Hand) out to the situation. And I should know. I've meditated like 18 hours today. Because yeah, I'm just that spiritual. Just open yourself up to the universe! Be the free soirit golden unicorn of flaming rainbows you are!!! Namaste, my spiritual brothers and sisters. :meditate:


https://youtu.be/i1UQSLuSqyQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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how do you say that? nah mah stay, nah mayst?
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Anatel wrote:how do you say that? nah mah stay, nah mayst?
It doesn't matter HOW you say it. Just that you say it. And use it frequently. In the most awkward ways possible. That way, you know you're spiritual. And everyone else will see how spiritual you are too. Because.. You say it. Often. And awkwardly. Like some people in the meta... And why do they say it. Because of their oneness with the universe. They've embraced their oneness with the universe and transcended through the mists of Avalon. They know they're really half pixie quarter stardust fae and quarter crypt flame-throwing djinn at base soul level. And they understand what it means, because they are THAT spiritual. C'mon, Anatel. Your Energy is just off. I just know my intuition is telling me YOU need this! Be enlightened! I should know, in the time I wrote this, I meditated like 30 minutes, but in my spiritual universe it might as well have been a thousand years. My enlightenment has traversed the great deserts and swam the deepest seas! Namaste! :witch: :meditate:

(Nope, not sorry at all). :devilthumbs:
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Those videos are actually very informational, in a way.
Nice one :)devil:
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Those videos are amazing! XD have you seen this one?



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That one is a classic, Kit! Hahahaha definitely a fav! :) :devilthumbs:
"Verily I say unto thee, thou shalt gaze upon my field of fucks, and ye shall see that it is barren." -Bathosias

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Bathosias, we need these!!
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Anatel wrote:Bathosias, we need these!!
We so totally do! Nothing says "namaste bitches!" quite like that! My spirituality will teabag yours!!!!
"Verily I say unto thee, thou shalt gaze upon my field of fucks, and ye shall see that it is barren." -Bathosias

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