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Kitsune
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"Hey honey, can you get my G-string? It's in the top drawer"



























You were thinking something dirty, weren't you? <___< I am clearly taking guitars. Get your head out of the gutter! XD
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Amaranth Rose
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Reminds me of this song.... :crazy:

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Hope will never die!" -Lucina
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Kitsune
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Amaranthlovecharm wrote:Reminds me of this song.... :crazy:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lbA_TTA3oGo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

*slow clap* beautiful.
~Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup~


"If you are a dreamer come in
If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magic-bean-buyer
If youre a pretender com sit by my fire
For we have some flax golden tales to spin
Come in!
Come in!" ~Shel Silverstein
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ophidia
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Strangely catchy. But what was so dirty about the boys shoveling? :o
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Gaze upon the cruel smile of the Crawling Chaos
Hear the maddening whispers surrounding you
Feel the pleasant sting of those sharp nails
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Amaranth Rose
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ophidia wrote:Strangely catchy. But what was so dirty about the boys shoveling? :o
Ehh... it wasn't that bad xD was going to be "shit" but they said "refuse" so just a curse word ^^
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Amaranthlovecharm wrote:
ophidia wrote:Strangely catchy. But what was so dirty about the boys shoveling? :o
Ehh... it wasn't that bad xD was going to be "shit" but they said "refuse" so just a curse word ^^
Ahhhh thanks! How did I miss that :devilbow: I actually thought it was about scat, but for scat they're supposed to be in the poop xD
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