Match.com came out with their new commercial for 2020, and it's hilarious. Enjoy!
https://youtu.be/YPq23RWpgPM
a Match made in hell (commercial)
- Kitsune
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- Patron Deities: (Claimed by many names unknown, probably hellcats)
- Your favourite Demon?: HBRFD-S, Ancestor Z (dragon), Cthulhu, My entire tribe from back home (dragons), Lord Sorath,others
- Number of Demon Familiars: 5
- Location: Earth
- Has thanked: 3 times
- Been thanked: 51 times
~Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup~
"If you are a dreamer come in
If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magic-bean-buyer
If youre a pretender com sit by my fire
For we have some flax golden tales to spin
Come in!
Come in!" ~Shel Silverstein
"If you are a dreamer come in
If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magic-bean-buyer
If youre a pretender com sit by my fire
For we have some flax golden tales to spin
Come in!
Come in!" ~Shel Silverstein
- Zygimantas Puze
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- Your favourite Demon?: Lucifer, lord Satan
- Number of Demon Familiars: 0
- Location: Lithuania, Mažeikiai
- Has thanked: 11 times
- Been thanked: 11 times
Hahah! This one is good! Thanks for posting this, you made my day! 

How come it can’t fly no better than a chicken?’ Milkman asked.
Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like vanity. Can’t nobody fly with all that [stuff]. Wanna fly, you got to give up the [stuff] that weighs you down.’
by Toni Morrison
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Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like vanity. Can’t nobody fly with all that [stuff]. Wanna fly, you got to give up the [stuff] that weighs you down.’
by Toni Morrison
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