Jehovah's To-Do List

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I saw this as a meme floating around, thought it was funny, and wanted to share. Sorry, I'm not the best in posting picks. lol

Jehovah's To-Do List:

1. Make Man
2. Give them free-will
3. Slaughter 99.9% of humanity for using free-will
4. Randomly favor one group
5. Never write another word after the 10 commandments
6. Legalize slavery and ban shrimp
7. Kill myself for a weekend
8. Hide after I come back
"Will you spill the wine
to summon the divine?"
Darkness at the Heart of my Love - Ghost
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