Whimsical Room of Debauchery and Fun

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ysabeau
Posts: 1173
Joined: Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:12 am
Patron Deities: King Paimon, Thor, Skadi, Hades & Persephone, Leviathan, Uphir
Your favourite Demon?: Arachne, Serpentine, Necrosis, Void
Number of Demon Familiars: 17
Has thanked: 60 times
Been thanked: 218 times
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A Room of Fun and Jokes!


Whimsical Room of Debauchery and Fun



Jokes Galore! Celebrate Laughter


This is a Game of Laugher, Jokes and Fun!

A Whimsical Room Celebrating Comedy!

Comedy and Fun...

Jokes, Jokes Liven the Spirit

They Elate the Soul

They Heal the Body.

This is a room of jokes!

Share your jokes!

Share all the jokes that you have!!

You earn (1) Ticket for participation. This is also the section to post your memes for S&S from the BINGO card. One entry per person! But share as many jokes as you wish! Please just be mindful of not spamming - it ruins the fun, as well as anything that is inflammatory or against the forum rules (political/racist/etc) is not prohibited.



**Please keep this clean, no racist, sexist, transphobic or homophobic jokes please!**
Two roads diverged in a wood and I -- I took the one less traveled by, and that made all the difference. - Robert Frost
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Lycana
Posts: 1096
Joined: Sat May 08, 2021 10:45 am
Patron Deities: Lucifer, Diana, Belial, Naamah, Sobek, Juno, Hethert etc
Your favourite Demon?: arachne, spectral, hellborn, void, mutilation. serpentine and tempest
Location: FL
Has thanked: 28 times
Been thanked: 64 times

A mutilation demon jester is standing in the midst of the carnival juggling skulls. A lady stops and watches for a moment and finally asks... why of all things are you juggling skulls.
The demon shrugs. "The competition is a stiff, so I prefer to get a-head."

Ba-bom tis.

Really, Ro that is a terrible joke. smh
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Astarosche
Posts: 372
Joined: Sat Dec 21, 2019 4:17 pm
Patron Deities: Azazel, Mammon, Marbas, Leviathan, Lucifer, my Companions, Clauneck, Choronzon
Your favourite Demon?: my Companions, Azazel
Location: Germany
Been thanked: 21 times

:possessed:

I am sorry - and; I apologize mean the same think.
Except at a funeral
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Astarosche
Posts: 372
Joined: Sat Dec 21, 2019 4:17 pm
Patron Deities: Azazel, Mammon, Marbas, Leviathan, Lucifer, my Companions, Clauneck, Choronzon
Your favourite Demon?: my Companions, Azazel
Location: Germany
Been thanked: 21 times

I was shocked when I found out my Toaster was not waterproof
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Astarosche
Posts: 372
Joined: Sat Dec 21, 2019 4:17 pm
Patron Deities: Azazel, Mammon, Marbas, Leviathan, Lucifer, my Companions, Clauneck, Choronzon
Your favourite Demon?: my Companions, Azazel
Location: Germany
Been thanked: 21 times

:lol:

Never break someone's Heart, they have only one
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them
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Lycana
Posts: 1096
Joined: Sat May 08, 2021 10:45 am
Patron Deities: Lucifer, Diana, Belial, Naamah, Sobek, Juno, Hethert etc
Your favourite Demon?: arachne, spectral, hellborn, void, mutilation. serpentine and tempest
Location: FL
Has thanked: 28 times
Been thanked: 64 times

*cackles*

Deviled eggs I'm now rebranding as Satan's eggs.
y'all go ahead with your eastern eggs, we are making satan's eggs at my house
we will dye the eggs, and lay them around the house for the hell bunnies to hide, and the children shall find them and praise satan, and then we will turn several into satan's eggs to have along side Belial's hock of hog of earthly wealth.
Make room for Bune's beans. Yes I know they give auntie Sarah gas, but look it appeases the dead.... you know, the fool that supposedly climbed out his grave and is now wandering around without a proper necromancer. So yes, grab the beans.
Also, just this in, Paimon is coming with the sparkling grape juice kids... how exciting, it's like the exilir of the demons. It sparkles.
I don't make the rules Greg, all I know is that we have five minutes and we need to pull Lucifer's souffle out, dark lords and ladies help you if it falls again. I suppose there is always Lilith's apple crisp to look forward to.
Wait....who has Beezelbub's buns? Look they were just here.... no I can'tjust remake them, I guess hawaiian rolls will have to do. They are practically divine, after all.

(all of the above inspired randomly by hearing deviled eggs be called satan's eggs in a skit... enjoy lol)
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Dragonoake
Posts: 1413
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:03 pm
Patron Deities: Zepar, Delipitore
Number of Demon Familiars: 4
Has thanked: 47 times
Been thanked: 129 times

Two guys walked into a bar...
The third one ducked
The first step in working miracles is realizing that you can.
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Bluemoonrabbit
Posts: 121
Joined: Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:51 pm
Your favourite Demon?: Abyssal Deep One, Desire, Divinity, Void, Solar, Ibis, Spectral, Noble, Dynasty
Location: Nevada
Has thanked: 7 times
Been thanked: 12 times

Le meme
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Lycana
Posts: 1096
Joined: Sat May 08, 2021 10:45 am
Patron Deities: Lucifer, Diana, Belial, Naamah, Sobek, Juno, Hethert etc
Your favourite Demon?: arachne, spectral, hellborn, void, mutilation. serpentine and tempest
Location: FL
Has thanked: 28 times
Been thanked: 64 times

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Lycana
Posts: 1096
Joined: Sat May 08, 2021 10:45 am
Patron Deities: Lucifer, Diana, Belial, Naamah, Sobek, Juno, Hethert etc
Your favourite Demon?: arachne, spectral, hellborn, void, mutilation. serpentine and tempest
Location: FL
Has thanked: 28 times
Been thanked: 64 times

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