Satan and Suns

A mutilation demon jester is standing in the midst of the carnival juggling skulls. A lady stops and watches for a moment and finally asks... why of all things are you juggling skulls.
The demon shrugs. "The competition is a stiff, so I prefer to get a-head."

Ba-bom tis.

Really, Ro that is a terrible joke. smh

I am sorry - and; I apologize mean the same think.
Except at a funeral

I was shocked when I found out my Toaster was not waterproof

Never break someone's Heart, they have only one
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them

*cackles*

Deviled eggs I'm now rebranding as Satan's eggs.
y'all go ahead with your eastern eggs, we are making satan's eggs at my house
we will dye the eggs, and lay them around the house for the hell bunnies to hide, and the children shall find them and praise satan, and then we will turn several into satan's eggs to have along side Belial's hock of hog of earthly wealth.
Make room for Bune's beans. Yes I know they give auntie Sarah gas, but look it appeases the dead.... you know, the fool that supposedly climbed out his grave and is now wandering around without a proper necromancer. So yes, grab the beans.
Also, just this in, Paimon is coming with the sparkling grape juice kids... how exciting, it's like the exilir of the demons. It sparkles.
I don't make the rules Greg, all I know is that we have five minutes and we need to pull Lucifer's souffle out, dark lords and ladies help you if it falls again. I suppose there is always Lilith's apple crisp to look forward to.
Wait....who has Beezelbub's buns? Look they were just here.... no I can'tjust remake them, I guess hawaiian rolls will have to do. They are practically divine, after all.

(all of the above inspired randomly by hearing deviled eggs be called satan's eggs in a skit... enjoy lol)

Two guys walked into a bar...
The third one ducked

Le meme