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4bluefaeries
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Joined: Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:57 pm
Patron Deities: light/dark deities
Your favourite Demon?: DC lady K DC D Son of Lucifer E 4king Hellborns,HH G imp L, lowborn soulmate
Number of Demon Familiars: 0
Location: inbetween heaven and hell
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(((Caution,this might not be suitable for all)) but with that being said,it's ONLY JOKING, here, I don't really feel this way about demons,
feel free to add yours to the thread,there so welcomed !!!!!
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4bluefaeries
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Patron Deities: light/dark deities
Your favourite Demon?: DC lady K DC D Son of Lucifer E 4king Hellborns,HH G imp L, lowborn soulmate
Number of Demon Familiars: 0
Location: inbetween heaven and hell
Been thanked: 1 time

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4bluefaeries
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Joined: Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:57 pm
Patron Deities: light/dark deities
Your favourite Demon?: DC lady K DC D Son of Lucifer E 4king Hellborns,HH G imp L, lowborn soulmate
Number of Demon Familiars: 0
Location: inbetween heaven and hell
Been thanked: 1 time

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alikat13
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Patron Deities: Aries, Hades, Lilith, Aphrodite
Number of Demon Familiars: 1
Location: Somewhere
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Lol :lol:
I love the summoned demon god one :cuteghost: :ghost:
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user1876
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Joined: Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:07 pm
Patron Deities: Azazel Rosier
Your favourite Demon?: Azazel Satan Prince Mo Prince V Lucifer Mammon Belial Rosier Babael Paimon
Number of Demon Familiars: 26
Location: New Orleans La. Up Town
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4bluefaeries wrote:
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(((Caution,this might not be suitable for all)) but with that being said,it's ONLY JOKING, here, I don't really feel this way about demons,
feel free to add yours to the thread,there so welcomed !!!!!
LOI funny :cheekydevil:
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Upsidedown
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alikat13 wrote:Lol :lol:
I love the summoned demon god one :cuteghost: :ghost:
Same here, I laughed my cat awake reading it (poor thing's on my lappen trying to sleep).
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Darth Moronius
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Errmmm :unsuredevil:
Can someone explain the angel/demon food cakes one? :confuseddevil:
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Anatel
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Your favourite Demon?: DH, my twin
Number of Demon Familiars: 16
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Darth Moronius wrote:Errmmm :unsuredevil:
Can someone explain the angel/demon food cakes one? :confuseddevil:
the cake delivery place got the orders mixed up lol devil cake to heaven and angel food to hell....

those were cute , blue LOL :devilbanana: :devilbanana: :devilbanana:
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User5191
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Your favourite Demon?: DW and the DF
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Darth Moronius wrote:Errmmm :unsuredevil:
Can someone explain the angel/demon food cakes one? :confuseddevil:
To further explain... These are two types of cake frequently eaten here as a dessert. Both are good. I like the white and fluffy angel food... But I prefer the dark chocolate decadence of that Devils food.... Really gets me going down there ;) hahaha
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Oooh, okay :)devil:

Never heard of that angel fluffy cake and devil choco cake here, maybe they use different words for those cakes.
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