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So I'm in my exercise gear ready to do a workout and usually I will call Spikes my companion. Seeing that I'm geared up, I think he was ready on standby. But before I exercised, procrastination gets the better of me as usual and I go and play with my cat which is hyper prancing around the room. I'm trying to go round catching her and when I finally did, I squeezed and hugged her to her meowing protests: "Naughty cats get hugged and squashed!" I declared triumphantly to her.. wink:

And then suddenly a thought pops in. Of Spikes hopping and prancing around the room... "naughty demons get hugged and squashed?" :Ddevil:

:unsuredevil: lol now I have naughty prancing demons with naughty prancing cats.
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Very cute! :devilbanana: :devilbanana: :devilbanana: My demons are too dignified for prancing but they will do the naughty part! XD Come to think of it, they have not been especially naughty lately either. :( waaah!
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