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I tried a funny.
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" Remember, your words can plant gardens or burn whole forests down. " - Gemma Troy
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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here."
The mushroom says. "Well, why not? I'm a fun guy."
The first step in working miracles is realizing that you can.
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What is a x2ician when it comes to beauty? It’s a mortician. (Beautician and mortician is beautician twice since death is beautiful)
Azazel who has perfect control on everything forever, i accept everything you decide. Thank you for everything.
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Ever wonder what the Peanuts gang would be like in high school?
I'm thinking that, by this time, Schroder would have traded his toy piano for a Stratocaster and formed an Iron Maiden cover band with Franklin and Pigpen. :headbang:
Mistress Patricia would be walking down the halls, all done up in black leather, with her submissive slave, Marcie, on a leash :devilbow:
Linus would probably be the one smoking pot in the restroom, and maybe sneaking a few "special" sugar cubes into the teacher's lounge... Wah wa-wah wa-a-ah :crazy:
Lucy... Let's just say she gets invited to all the parties, and leave it at that :devilsecret:
Nobody knows what happened to Snoopy, although there were rumors about a doghouse being shot down over Wyoming right around the time he disappeared
Charlie Brown would be walking the Little Red-Haired Girl to class
Well, not exactly walking....

Off to class with my man, Charlie...
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Ride to home Ec on his Harley...
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
The first step in working miracles is realizing that you can.
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